All the ways your penis hates you.

Let me just kick this off by saying that having a dick is great. Genuinely, I shit you not, and not even in a “who-ho, chauvinism!” kind of way. My penis is one… Continue reading →

8 times your body betrays you in the Worst Way.

When you open your mouth to say something to someone or just to yawn and a powerful jet of spit shoots out from under your tongue onto the table in the middle of… Continue reading →

“This is a long, sick story” Pt.3

Click here for part one in which the apocalypse begins Click here for part two in which I menace old white people with ‘pissicking’ Where were we, oh yes. I’d just invented pissicking… Continue reading →

“I don’t think not being judged is healthy”

There are times working from home is great. When you wake up and the rain is going sideways you can sit in your house and laugh like a maniac, or when you don’t… Continue reading →